I just think he should be made, not alive anymore, by us...
With a pickaxe....
i enjoy lots of types of music and like hanging out with friends listning to music shopping and gaming so yea, u can proceed to hating me now
north bristol Post 16
Posted by paradox9 - August 10th, 2008
jesus is the shit that fell from the parallel universe of darvos (lol) and landed on earth to create dinosaurs
the dinosaurs then flew away on there spaceship and left the rotting shit that was christ to create apes.
apes then evolved into fish whom evolved into birds who evolved into starfish who evolved into pokemon which devolved into digimon.
then jesus (whom is now known as mario) and his brother, god (luigi) decided to kill some mushrooms so the turtles got angry and one of them evolved into bowser. then the mushrooms evolved into humans who rained supreme for years but by their calender in the year 2009 the revolution of the retards happened. Lead by George Bush Jr., Gordon Brown, Some dick in a turban and lastly bob the builder.
The retards bombed the fuck out of everything and as a result mario(jesus) got Angry and stomped on a nuclear missile.
mario (AKA: jesus) had the fuck blown out of him. (he thought the missile was a product of the bullet bill invasion on september the 11th 2001 Yes that was a bullet bill invasion)
After the retard uprising the land filled with fanboys, hillbillies, animal sodomizers, republicans and conservatives.
However, due to the retards well retardedness they all carried guns pointed to there heads strapped on with sticky chewed gum.
by the time the the dinosaurs invaded in 2056 the whole species of humans devolved into not only mexicans but retard mexicans.
in 2057 the dinosaurs ate all of the humans last chances for survival (i know your thinking what about luigi -god- but luigi -god- was always a useless shit) and the retard mexicans became there slaves.
The dinosaurs rained supreme for 5 million years when all of a sudden reality collapsed because one of the dinosaurs wondered what 50 divided by 0 is. The End