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i enjoy lots of types of music and like hanging out with friends listning to music shopping and gaming so yea, u can proceed to hating me now

n/a, Male

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north bristol Post 16

Bristol UK

6/29/07

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Posted by paradox9 - February 25th, 2009


I just think he should be made, not alive anymore, by us...

With a pickaxe....

at 12...


Posted by paradox9 - February 23rd, 2009


i dont actually like chocolate all that much, i have it like once every two months and even then its not exactly leisurely


Posted by paradox9 - October 29th, 2008


Current Score
2.38 / 5.00 (- 2.62)

it went down in score quite a bit
mwaha


Posted by paradox9 - August 13th, 2008


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Posted by paradox9 - August 12th, 2008


OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU IM TAKING IT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooo CUUUUUUUTE


Posted by paradox9 - August 10th, 2008


is the ban for posting in spam thread lol


Posted by paradox9 - August 10th, 2008


jesus is the shit that fell from the parallel universe of darvos (lol) and landed on earth to create dinosaurs
the dinosaurs then flew away on there spaceship and left the rotting shit that was christ to create apes.

apes then evolved into fish whom evolved into birds who evolved into starfish who evolved into pokemon which devolved into digimon.

then jesus (whom is now known as mario) and his brother, god (luigi) decided to kill some mushrooms so the turtles got angry and one of them evolved into bowser. then the mushrooms evolved into humans who rained supreme for years but by their calender in the year 2009 the revolution of the retards happened. Lead by George Bush Jr., Gordon Brown, Some dick in a turban and lastly bob the builder.

The retards bombed the fuck out of everything and as a result mario(jesus) got Angry and stomped on a nuclear missile.
mario (AKA: jesus) had the fuck blown out of him. (he thought the missile was a product of the bullet bill invasion on september the 11th 2001 Yes that was a bullet bill invasion)

After the retard uprising the land filled with fanboys, hillbillies, animal sodomizers, republicans and conservatives.

However, due to the retards well retardedness they all carried guns pointed to there heads strapped on with sticky chewed gum.

by the time the the dinosaurs invaded in 2056 the whole species of humans devolved into not only mexicans but retard mexicans.

in 2057 the dinosaurs ate all of the humans last chances for survival (i know your thinking what about luigi -god- but luigi -god- was always a useless shit) and the retard mexicans became there slaves.

The dinosaurs rained supreme for 5 million years when all of a sudden reality collapsed because one of the dinosaurs wondered what 50 divided by 0 is. The End


Posted by paradox9 - August 9th, 2008


im gonna post my characters here starting with altier (from assassins creed)

Soul calibur 4


Posted by paradox9 - July 23rd, 2008


LOL i got banned for a week because scientologists are all laughable


Posted by paradox9 - July 17th, 2008


and if you guess it u get a copy of photoshop cs 3 if u have windows or flash 8 if u have a mac

good luck ppl

everyone gets one guess so good guessing : P

FUCK IT IM FEELING NICE

PRIZE 4 EVERYONE

THIS IS NOT SPAM PEOPLE