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Total Medals Earned: 229 (From 24 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,975 Points

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Stork Shot

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

You Suck 5 Points

Get yourself killed

Do it properly 5 Points

Ethics anyone?

Sushi tonight 10 Points

Kill that bastard whale

10 Dead on Delivery 25 Points

Have 10 babies delivered dead.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 11/20 (200/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

When Pigs Fly

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)

WHEN PIGS FLY 5 Points

Reach the end!

YLF SGIP NEHW 10 Points

Reach the beginning!

BETTER THAN JILL 50 Points

Reach the end in under twelve minutes!

HALFWAY HOME 50 Points

Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!

ALL THE WAY HOME 100 Points

Reach the end with no accidents!

BLUE SKY RANGER 100 Points

Reach the end in under four minutes!