Me:
kill me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
well theres music
God:
Well that's okay. There sure is.
Me:
emo
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
you deities are so ignorant all of the time
God:
Thanks for the information: said I deities are so ignorant all of the time.
Me:
go fuck yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:

God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i can be
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes live with it
God:
How? "it" being emo?
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
dont have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
idiocracy
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
schoolkid
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am profession IS schoolkid.
Me:

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am profession IS schoolkid.
Me:
i really couldnt care less
God:
You really do? That is interesting: said couldnt care less.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
technically your not a person
God:
I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because im smarter than you
God:
Interesting explanation. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
you wish
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:

God:
Guess what?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
you are not a person

then he ignored me