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I just think he should be made, not alive anymore, by us...

With a pickaxe....

at 12...


I only just realised...

2009-02-23 13:58:08 by paradox9

i dont actually like chocolate all that much, i have it like once every two months and even then its not exactly leisurely


arent i an evil one

2008-10-29 03:57:49 by paradox9

Current Score
2.38 / 5.00 (- 2.62)

it went down in score quite a bit
mwaha


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2008-08-13 16:20:26 by paradox9

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Sooooooo CUUUUUUUTE

2008-08-12 18:51:46 by paradox9

OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU IM TAKING IT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooo CUUUUUUUTE


THE GREATER GOOD

2008-08-10 07:36:26 by paradox9

is the ban for posting in spam thread lol


How The World Began

2008-08-10 04:43:47 by paradox9

jesus is the shit that fell from the parallel universe of darvos (lol) and landed on earth to create dinosaurs
the dinosaurs then flew away on there spaceship and left the rotting shit that was christ to create apes.

apes then evolved into fish whom evolved into birds who evolved into starfish who evolved into pokemon which devolved into digimon.

then jesus (whom is now known as mario) and his brother, god (luigi) decided to kill some mushrooms so the turtles got angry and one of them evolved into bowser. then the mushrooms evolved into humans who rained supreme for years but by their calender in the year 2009 the revolution of the retards happened. Lead by George Bush Jr., Gordon Brown, Some dick in a turban and lastly bob the builder.

The retards bombed the fuck out of everything and as a result mario(jesus) got Angry and stomped on a nuclear missile.
mario (AKA: jesus) had the fuck blown out of him. (he thought the missile was a product of the bullet bill invasion on september the 11th 2001 Yes that was a bullet bill invasion)

After the retard uprising the land filled with fanboys, hillbillies, animal sodomizers, republicans and conservatives.

However, due to the retards well retardedness they all carried guns pointed to there heads strapped on with sticky chewed gum.

by the time the the dinosaurs invaded in 2056 the whole species of humans devolved into not only mexicans but retard mexicans.

in 2057 the dinosaurs ate all of the humans last chances for survival (i know your thinking what about luigi -god- but luigi -god- was always a useless shit) and the retard mexicans became there slaves.

The dinosaurs rained supreme for 5 million years when all of a sudden reality collapsed because one of the dinosaurs wondered what 50 divided by 0 is. The End


Soul calibur 4

2008-08-09 03:13:11 by paradox9

im gonna post my characters here starting with altier (from assassins creed)

Soul calibur 4


ULTIMATE LOLS

2008-07-23 16:39:03 by paradox9

LOL i got banned for a week because scientologists are all laughable


Im tinking of a number between 1 -500

2008-07-17 04:31:24 by paradox9
Updated

and if you guess it u get a copy of photoshop cs 3 if u have windows or flash 8 if u have a mac

good luck ppl

everyone gets one guess so good guessing : P

FUCK IT IM FEELING NICE

PRIZE 4 EVERYONE

THIS IS NOT SPAM PEOPLE